• HOME
  • About the Book
  • Buy
  • Reviews
  • Read an Excerpt
  • Tell Me Your Story
  • Blog
  • Contact & Meet the Author
  • Videos+Podcasts
Selling Dead People's Things
  • HOME
  • About the Book
  • Buy
  • Reviews
  • Read an Excerpt
  • Tell Me Your Story
  • Blog
  • Contact & Meet the Author
  • Videos+Podcasts

Tag: Rupert Murdoch

Crop Circle Simultaneously Reveals DNA Strand & Winning Lotto Numbers

Posted onJune 1, 2017April 16, 2018

In a startling find that has confounded both the brilliant and the ignorant, an English Crop Circle has heads--and balls--turning. While scientists debate the relevance of this recent conflagration, other less educated folk are flocking to their local 7-Elevens and Quickie Marts to play the numbers designated by the descending balls. Said a local farmer, "It's...

Continue Reading

New Book Available Now!

Vintage Confidential: Retro Rattled, Tales Tattled— Confessions of the World’s Third Oldest Profession

Selling Dead People’s Things Audio Book Available Now!

Selling Dead People's Things Audio Book Available Now!

Join The Email List

Meet the Author

Duane Scott CernyGraduating from Northeastern Illinois University on a poetry scholarship (crazy, right?), I stumbled from one soon-to-be-going-out-of-business employer to the next. Finally, I decided to try to fail in my own self-employment, founding a small legal word processing firm. Surprisingly, it was a success. CONTINUE

Random Posts

  • Is This The World’s First Mid Century Modern (& MUSIC VIDEO) Love Song?
  • Now Available On Amazon
  • Overwhelmed by the Stuff of Life, the Leftovers of Death? You Need Options, Organizing Options
youtube facebook twitter pinterest
Selling Dead People's Things