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Crop Circle Simultaneously Reveals DNA Strand & Winning Lotto Numbers

Posted onJune 1, 2017April 16, 2018

In a startling find that has confounded both the brilliant and the ignorant, an English Crop Circle has heads--and balls--turning. While scientists debate the relevance of this recent conflagration, other less educated folk are flocking to their local 7-Elevens and Quickie Marts to play the numbers designated by the descending balls. Said a local farmer, "It's...

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Duane Scott CernyGraduating from Northeastern Illinois University on a poetry scholarship (crazy, right?), I stumbled from one soon-to-be-going-out-of-business employer to the next. Finally, I decided to try to fail in my own self-employment, founding a small legal word processing firm. Surprisingly, it was a success. CONTINUE

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