Now, I know you want to get going. You've been in my van for only a minute or two and you're already whining "Drive, Drive!" Okay, I get it. You want me to take you on another house call, meet the administrator of our next estate, then push me down a flight of basement...
People, Not Objects: A Review of “Selling Dead People’s Things”… By Christina Zawadiwsky
'PEOPLE. NOT OBJECTS." Christina Zawadiwsky, 2018 - "Our objects define us, an old saying tells us, and as I was viewing the McQueen Movie (biopic of fashion designer Alexander McQueen), I realized that the dresses (objects) he created and the performance art myths he presented with them to the world did tell his...
Downton Abbey Postmortem: American Wankers
Let’s be honest. Americans have had a love/hate relationship with the Brits from the very start. No matter what we do, we will always be that rebellious young colony that revolted from their sticky hasty pudding grip from across the pond; the prodigal sons and daughters of the U.K. It's an unbreakable bond. Still, it...
You’re Getting Busy, Very Busy: 7 Surprisingly Satisfying House Cleaning Tips For The Exceedingly Lazy
We all have them. Household projects that never seem to get done no matter how hard we procrastinate with our lazy selves. It's the curse of the disorganized life. If wishing your duties away has proven ineffective and your own magical powers are sorely limited to dodging work (at work), it's time to face the...
Crop Circle Simultaneously Reveals DNA Strand & Winning Lotto Numbers
In a startling find that has confounded both the brilliant and the ignorant, an English Crop Circle has heads--and balls--turning. While scientists debate the relevance of this recent conflagration, other less educated folk are flocking to their local 7-Elevens and Quickie Marts to play the numbers designated by the descending balls. Said a local farmer, "It's...
